Beer Shipment

Burrrrrs

Might be time to revise this copy

My suggestion for edit: "If you wear this jacket, Navy SEALs will shoot you in the fucking eyeball."

The Again Return Of The Terrifying True Story

That is what it is

This is a collection of the most brightly-colored objects I own.

Do Not Disturb

If someone makes these door hangers, I will buy one.

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

At this point I have many more ideas for beer labels than I have equipment and need for beer.

Hey guys!

TRON: Legacy is a 2010 movie, directed by Joseph Kosinski, starring Jeff Bridges, Garret Hedlund, Jeff Bridges again, and Olivia Wilde! Today I saw TRON: Legacy! TRON: Legacy is dumb! I will break down my ticket price now!

• $2.50 - Listening to Daft Punk on theater surround sound speakers for 125 minutes.
• $1.50 - Old Jeff Bridges saying "Radical!"
• $1.75 - Olivia Wilde
• $1.25 - Olivia Wilde surcharge: skin-tight outfit
• $0.50 - Olivia Wilde surcharge: skin-tight outfit where her arms are covered but you can still see her shoulders, it sounds weird but it totally works.

Total ticket price: $7.50.

I have no regrets about seeing TRON: Legacy! But it was a pretty dumb movie! Jeff Bridges is in it! Also Olivia Wilde, if you missed that!

OK! Bye!

Alphabetical for easier head-shaking disappointment

Here is a list of games I own. Currently, I have not even started playing a single one of them.

And Yet It Moves

Aquaria

Assassin's Creed II

Borderlands (expansions only)

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

Cortex Command

Crayon Physics Deluxe

Darksiders

Darwinia

Delve Deeper!

Doc Clock: The Toasted Sandwich of Time

Dragon Age: Origins (and all expansions)

Eufloria

Eversion

Fallout 3 (all expansions only)

Gish

Greed Corp

GTA

GTA 2

GTA Chinatown Wars

GTA San Andreas

Iron Grip: Warlord

Jolly Rover

Lugaru HD

Max and the Magic Marker

Metroid Prime

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

Multiwinia

No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle

Overlord 2

Penumbra Overture

Prince of Persia

Prince of Persia: Two Thrones

Psychonauts

Puzzle Agent

Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale

Red Steel 2

Revenge of the Titans

Serious Sam: First Encounter

Serious Sam: Second Encounter

Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom

The Witcher

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10

Toki Tori

VVVVVV

Zen Bound 2

I'm not 100% sure how I feel about this.

V2

I redesigned the Sbock label slightly. Originally, the black at the top was supposed to represent the black part at the neck of the Starfleet uniform, but I think it works just as well, if not better, as Spock's hairline. Adding a little bit of sideburns and the iconic eyebrow as some underlining completes the change. The ABV and brew date were bugging me, so I made them less intrusive. I think it's a big improvement, how about you?

"Rum" should be a tag on this blog

Nonsensical bonus panels!


The rum in question!

Reviews range from "ok" to "I wouldn't feed this to my alcoholic dog."

The Most Logical Outcome

Some day I'm going to learn to brew beer. On that day, I will make a bock, and this will be the label. If anyone steals this idea, I will come to their house and beat them to within an inch of their life. FAIR WARNING.

Barely

It took me two years and a two-quarterback league, but I finally broke 200 points in a fantasy game. Woo.

Bound to happen

This comic is brought to you by me seeing "40% less calories" on a package of light cheese.

Brimstone Frosty

The day after Thanksgiving, they started playing ALL Christmas music at work, so a lot of these songs have gotten into my head. Turns out when you listen to them constantly, they get weird. Fast.

Frankly, it's inconsiderate to ask this late

Santa generally seems to run a pretty tight operation, but he really dropped the ball on this one.

(It's funny because it's balls)

Found in the headlines of my BBC news live bookmark. "Shadow home secretary" Ed Balls is the gift that keeps on balling. I mean, giving.

Giving balls.

Green on Black

There is something mesmerizing about brightly-lit plants in a dark room. See also: my last post.

Let There Be Light

Pictured, from left to right: basil, mint, thai basil, oregano. Not pictured: rosemary, because I have strung it up with Christmas lights.

Today I rigged up a grow light for my various herbs. It snowed for the first time yesterday, and they don't do so well inside over the winter. It's not intended to be a full-time light, but hopefully it will give them a photon boost after the sun goes down at 4 pm.

I'm not sure what it is, but building things feels fantastic, even if it's building things out of PVC pipe.

The Ort-Man

Who is this grizzled, grizzled hero? And why has he never been photographed together with millionaire playboy quarterback Kyle Orton?