"Rum" should be a tag on this blog

Nonsensical bonus panels!


The rum in question!

Reviews range from "ok" to "I wouldn't feed this to my alcoholic dog."

The Most Logical Outcome

Some day I'm going to learn to brew beer. On that day, I will make a bock, and this will be the label. If anyone steals this idea, I will come to their house and beat them to within an inch of their life. FAIR WARNING.

Barely

It took me two years and a two-quarterback league, but I finally broke 200 points in a fantasy game. Woo.

Bound to happen

This comic is brought to you by me seeing "40% less calories" on a package of light cheese.

Brimstone Frosty

The day after Thanksgiving, they started playing ALL Christmas music at work, so a lot of these songs have gotten into my head. Turns out when you listen to them constantly, they get weird. Fast.

Frankly, it's inconsiderate to ask this late

Santa generally seems to run a pretty tight operation, but he really dropped the ball on this one.

(It's funny because it's balls)

Found in the headlines of my BBC news live bookmark. "Shadow home secretary" Ed Balls is the gift that keeps on balling. I mean, giving.

Giving balls.