Thursday, November 1, 2007

A List of Things I Have Baked

No-Knead Bread: B+, more if it came out of the pan in one piece.
Chocolate Chip Cookies: A-
Apple Crisp: B-, also the recipe came from a creepy homeschooler's blog
Applesauce Spice Cake: A (this cake is amazing)

Up Next:
Pumpkin Gingerbread

Notable Missing From This List:
Myself

Sunday, September 2, 2007

wtf

I just noticed. Is this some kind of poo blog, now? Because I might be able to make some money with that.

This Must End

Would you like to know how bored I am?

This is how bored I am:

I just pooed. Not because I had to poo, mind you, but because it was an activity that took up a small amount of my time.

That is how bored I am.


AAARRRGGGHHHH.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Don't Do Boredom, Kids

Horrible things happen. Case in point:

This is Pooizard, the second evolution of Poomander, after Poomeleon. If your next question is: "Say, Bob, did you stumble upon drawings of Pokemon having sex with each other while searching for source material for this image?", DO NOT ASK THAT QUESTION.

Thursday, August 9, 2007

The Countdown: Continued

Twilight Princess finished in just under 46 hours. I am now playing further into it to beat the Cave of Ordeals and find all the golden bugs. Poes too, maybe. Why am I doing this? Because apparently, I hate the sun.

Madden 08 in 5 days. Oh yeah.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Sabbatical Over

Ok kids, a few things:

Jesus. H. Christ.

Oh, hey, I got a Wii! This is why I have seen almost zero movies since my last update. (Note the "almost.") Check mark next to Resident Evil 4 in 21 hours, 47 minutes. Over 30 hours into Twilight Princess and still going strong.

Knocked Up
A filthy movie that's quite amusing, but for a bit too long.

Monday, July 9, 2007

Holy Update, Batman!

Kung Fu Hustle
It has some bizarre moments for a (good) kung fu movie, but I'm still not sure I'd call it a comedy.

Fearless
At first I was a bit disappointed by the whole "man discovers himself through discipline and honor" storyline, but then I remembered something: I was watching a fucking martial arts movie.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Certainly a passable film, and I'd probably like it more by comparison if I had seen the first two.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
For a movie that lost both Alfonso CuarĂ³n and John Williams, it does remarkably well.

Live Free or Die Hard
A movie I was entertained by for 2 hours in exchange for some of my money.