There is a limit

I am subscribed to Newegg's daily deals email, which sometimes has some great suggestions. Today is not one of those times:


Why no, Newegg, I believe I won't get my mother a Hitachi "Magic Hand Massager."

You creeps.

Eva MP

This is an Evangelion Mass Production Model, who also lives on my desk. I have not given him a name, and he has suffered no vodka dunkings that I know of.

Randall

This is Randall the Adventure Goat. He is a finger puppet who lives on my desk. He may or may not have fallen into a vodka cocktail once.

The Most Exciting Shelf

From my "Drawing What Is In Front Of Me" series.