Saturday, January 8, 2011

Hey guys!

TRON: Legacy is a 2010 movie, directed by Joseph Kosinski, starring Jeff Bridges, Garret Hedlund, Jeff Bridges again, and Olivia Wilde! Today I saw TRON: Legacy! TRON: Legacy is dumb! I will break down my ticket price now!
  • $2.50 - Listening to Daft Punk on theater surround sound speakers for 125 minutes.
  • $1.50 - Old Jeff Bridges saying "Radical!"
  • $1.75 - Olivia Wilde
  • $1.25 - Olivia Wilde surcharge: skin-tight outfit
  • $0.50 - Olivia Wilde surcharge: skin-tight outfit where her arms are covered but you can still see her shoulders, it sounds weird but it totally works.
Total ticket price: $7.50.

I have no regrets about seeing TRON: Legacy! But it was a pretty dumb movie! Jeff Bridges is in it! Also Olivia Wilde, if you missed that!

OK! Bye!

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Alphabetical for easier head-shaking disappointment

Here is a list of games I own. Currently, I have not even started playing a single one of them.

And Yet It Moves
Aquaria
Assassin's Creed II
Borderlands (expansions only)
Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway
Cortex Command
Crayon Physics Deluxe
Darksiders
Darwinia
Delve Deeper!
Doc Clock: The Toasted Sandwich of Time
Dragon Age: Origins (and all expansions)
Eufloria
Eversion
Fallout 3 (all expansions only)
Gish
Greed Corp
GTA
GTA 2
GTA Chinatown Wars
GTA San Andreas
Iron Grip: Warlord
Jolly Rover
Lugaru HD
Max and the Magic Marker
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
Multiwinia
No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle
Overlord 2
Penumbra Overture
Prince of Persia
Prince of Persia: Two Thrones
Psychonauts
Puzzle Agent
Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale
Red Steel 2
Revenge of the Titans
Serious Sam: First Encounter
Serious Sam: Second Encounter
Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom
The Witcher
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10
Toki Tori
VVVVVV
Zen Bound 2


I'm not 100% sure how I feel about this.