Might be time to revise this copy

My suggestion for edit: "If you wear this jacket, Navy SEALs will shoot you in the fucking eyeball."

The Again Return Of The Terrifying True Story

That is what it is

This is a collection of the most brightly-colored objects I own.

Do Not Disturb

If someone makes these door hangers, I will buy one.

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

At this point I have many more ideas for beer labels than I have equipment and need for beer.

Hey guys!

TRON: Legacy is a 2010 movie, directed by Joseph Kosinski, starring Jeff Bridges, Garret Hedlund, Jeff Bridges again, and Olivia Wilde! Today I saw TRON: Legacy! TRON: Legacy is dumb! I will break down my ticket price now!

• $2.50 - Listening to Daft Punk on theater surround sound speakers for 125 minutes.
• $1.50 - Old Jeff Bridges saying "Radical!"
• $1.75 - Olivia Wilde
• $1.25 - Olivia Wilde surcharge: skin-tight outfit
• $0.50 - Olivia Wilde surcharge: skin-tight outfit where her arms are covered but you can still see her shoulders, it sounds weird but it totally works.

Total ticket price: $7.50.

I have no regrets about seeing TRON: Legacy! But it was a pretty dumb movie! Jeff Bridges is in it! Also Olivia Wilde, if you missed that!

OK! Bye!

Alphabetical for easier head-shaking disappointment

Here is a list of games I own. Currently, I have not even started playing a single one of them.

And Yet It Moves

Aquaria

Assassin's Creed II

Borderlands (expansions only)

Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway

Cortex Command

Crayon Physics Deluxe

Darksiders

Darwinia

Delve Deeper!

Doc Clock: The Toasted Sandwich of Time

Dragon Age: Origins (and all expansions)

Eufloria

Eversion

Fallout 3 (all expansions only)

Gish

Greed Corp

GTA

GTA 2

GTA Chinatown Wars

GTA San Andreas

Iron Grip: Warlord

Jolly Rover

Lugaru HD

Max and the Magic Marker

Metroid Prime

Metroid Prime 2: Echoes

Multiwinia

No More Heroes: Desperate Struggle

Overlord 2

Penumbra Overture

Prince of Persia

Prince of Persia: Two Thrones

Psychonauts

Puzzle Agent

Recettear: An Item Shop's Tale

Red Steel 2

Revenge of the Titans

Serious Sam: First Encounter

Serious Sam: Second Encounter

Splinter Cell Chaos Theory

The Misadventures of P.B. Winterbottom

The Witcher

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 10

Toki Tori

VVVVVV

Zen Bound 2

I'm not 100% sure how I feel about this.