More Things I Have Baked/Cooked/Watched

Pumpkin Gingerbread: B. Not bad, but a bit too heavy for my tastes. Maybe with more leavening?

French Onion Soup: A-. An excellent soup, but it could use some more hearty flavoring, maybe by addition of some meat, rather than beef and chicken broths. Also, I had it with large quantities of cheap wine - always an excellent serving suggestion.

Carrot Cake: A. Oh man, this thing is good. Plus, it's fuckin' huge. As my friend put it, "Oh my God, Bob, that's an actual cake!"

And now, a 3-haiku review of Seraphim Falls:

Both Pierce Brosnan and
Liam Neeson have accents
of a western sort.

Holy shit, you will
not believe what Pierce busts out
of in this movie.

I would recommend
this film to those who enjoy
films about tough dudes.

That should about cover it.

A List of Things I Have Baked

No-Knead Bread: B+, more if it came out of the pan in one piece.
Chocolate Chip Cookies: A-
Apple Crisp: B-, also the recipe came from a creepy homeschooler's blog
Applesauce Spice Cake: A (this cake is amazing)

Up Next:
Pumpkin Gingerbread

Notable Missing From This List:
Myself

wtf

I just noticed. Is this some kind of poo blog, now? Because I might be able to make some money with that.

This Must End

Would you like to know how bored I am?

This is how bored I am:

I just pooed. Not because I had to poo, mind you, but because it was an activity that took up a small amount of my time.

That is how bored I am.


AAARRRGGGHHHH.

Don't Do Boredom, Kids

Horrible things happen. Case in point:

This is Pooizard, the second evolution of Poomander, after Poomeleon. If your next question is: "Say, Bob, did you stumble upon drawings of Pokemon having sex with each other while searching for source material for this image?", DO NOT ASK THAT QUESTION.

The Countdown: Continued

Twilight Princess finished in just under 46 hours. I am now playing further into it to beat the Cave of Ordeals and find all the golden bugs. Poes too, maybe. Why am I doing this? Because apparently, I hate the sun.

Madden 08 in 5 days. Oh yeah.

Sabbatical Over

Ok kids, a few things:

Jesus. H. Christ.

Oh, hey, I got a Wii! This is why I have seen almost zero movies since my last update. (Note the "almost.") Check mark next to Resident Evil 4 in 21 hours, 47 minutes. Over 30 hours into Twilight Princess and still going strong.

Knocked Up
A filthy movie that's quite amusing, but for a bit too long.