In exchange for my dreadfully late update last week, here is a super-special sneak peek at tomorrow's comic. It's from the future. Don't tell anyone plz.
Hooray, Northwestern has a good football team again! As you can see, this could lead to problems of the communist nature. Well, we play Michigan State this Saturday, and I for one will be there. Go 'Cats!
Well hey there kids. My first comic in the Daily was today! I am assuming they have no problem with me reprinting it here:
If it is confusing to you, here are the Main Points Of Humor™:
Northwestern is ranked 12th by U.S.News and World Reports.*
Ohio State is ranked much lower, but have a fine footballing program!
We are not so great at the football contests! Hilarity ensues.
* Fun Fact! The lack of space between the "S." and the "N" in "U.S.News" is not a typo! That is how it is actually written, because they are Not Very Bright.