Everyone needs a hobby

As I am sure all of you know, I am without gainful employment. While this has afforded me ample time to get in touch with my inner human wasteland, it can be problematic in the field of "not going out of my fucking mind." So, I need a project.

I think I have found one.

Ok, everyone read aloud with me here:

Yoda.

Needlepoint.

!!!

I'll let that one sink in for a minute.

Can you imagine that fucker hanging on the wall of your entryway? Massively dope, my friend. This seems pretty ideal to me. It appeals to my obsessive nature, it's cheap (I hope?), and it's fucking yoda needlepoint. Win win win. I'll keep the blog posted with my progress.