Friday, December 4, 2009

I spent time on this

While watching Hulu, as I am wont to do, I found myself on the receiving end of a PSA wherein Christopher Meloni berates me for leaving the water on while I brush my teeth. Putting aside the fact that I don't do this, he states that leaving the water on wastes "8 gallons" every time you brush.

This did not sound right to me.

If I were a normal person, I would have simply shaken my head and moved on. I am, however, an obsessive nerd, so I grabbed my measuring cup and stopwatch and headed to the bathroom.

Step 1: At the water flow rate which seemed reasonable for teeth-brushing, I measured 4 cups of water in 29.1 seconds. This translates to 1 gallon every 116.4 seconds. Thus, wasting 8 gallons would take 931.2 seconds, or 15.52 minutes. This is sliiightly longer than the 120 seconds recommended for brushing.

Step 2: Leaving the water on at full blast, the 4 cup measure filled in 9.1 seconds. Calculations suggest 8 gallons in 291.2 seconds, still more than twice the recommended brush length. That's at a water flow rate that could nearly chip enamel.

FINAL MESSAGE: Yes, saving water is Good Times. However. Please don't make up numbers. It just makes you sound dumb, and me sound increasingly unhinged. The End.

3 comments:

  1. I second what Matt says, although I have to agree that you are an obsessive nerd. Oh, engineers.

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